1. The Seattle Sog
Like your favorite overnight oats, but soaked (and miserable) for a fortnight.
2. Deep-Fried Bellini
Comes with a server hoarse from explaining what that even is.
3. The Mighty Duck
Bloody mary garnished with whole geoduck.
Keep that post-yoga serenity going with egg whites and a smug refusal of mimosa.
5. Eggs Fremontine
Californify this neighborhood classic by adding avocado and $10 of instantaneous inflation.
6. Encrusted Toast
A smear of hand-churned butter atop seven grains, each imported from a different biome.
7. Shrimp and Regrets
Your check comes in a vintage tin can and is roughly as much as aPodment rent.