The Morning After

Last night you went home together. This morning you’re wondering how to politely find out this person’s last name. 

Natural Habitat 

The Gerald, Glo’s, Brass Tacks

 

 

  

The Hangover Sufferer

Only the most carbiest, most gravy-laden gut bomb can vanquish this headache and restore the ability to conduct lucid conversation.
 

Natural Habitat 

Lost Lake, Hudson, Brave Horse Tavern

 

 

The Leisurely Mimosa Swiller

Gathers in droves wearing yoga pants, discussing weird coworkers and Nashville plotlines. 
 

Natural Habitat 

Barrio, Oddfellows, Ravish

 

 
 

The Thrifty Scenester

Constantly dining at prominent restaurants. Just doing it in the morning to avoid paying $30 for an entree.
 

Natural Habitat 

Terra Plata, Miller’s Guild, Agrodolce

 

 

 

The Over-Instagrammer

Requests the seat with the most natural light and orders what’s prettiest.
 

Natural Habitat 

Tilth, Tallulah’s, the Fat Hen

 

The Harried Parents

Got small children? The only time you’re seeing the inside of a nice restaurant is at 8:30am on a Sunday.
 

Natural Habitat 

The Dish, Morsel, Cheeky Cafe

 

 

 

 

This feature appeared in the February 2015 issue of Seattle Met magazine.