The Morning After
Last night you went home together. This morning you’re wondering how to politely find out this person’s last name.
The Gerald, Glo’s, Brass Tacks
The Hangover Sufferer
Only the most carbiest, most gravy-laden gut bomb can vanquish this headache and restore the ability to conduct lucid conversation.
Lost Lake, Hudson, Brave Horse Tavern
The Leisurely Mimosa Swiller
Gathers in droves wearing yoga pants, discussing weird coworkers and Nashville plotlines.
Barrio, Oddfellows, Ravish
The Thrifty Scenester
Constantly dining at prominent restaurants. Just doing it in the morning to avoid paying $30 for an entree.
Terra Plata, Miller’s Guild, Agrodolce
Requests the seat with the most natural light and orders what’s prettiest.
Tilth, Tallulah’s, the Fat Hen
The Harried Parents
Got small children? The only time you’re seeing the inside of a nice restaurant is at 8:30am on a Sunday.
The Dish, Morsel, Cheeky Cafe
This feature appeared in the February 2015 issue of Seattle Met magazine.