Play Music on Trail

• For Some of us need Bey and some bass to get up a mountain.
• Against Uh, headphones exist. Music drowns out nature’s sweet silence.
• Verdict Prohibited

Hike in Jeans

• For It’s cheap, comfy, and what people did in the ’70s, before performance wear was a thing.
• Against You know the saying: Cotton kills! Get those 501s wet, and you’ll be cold, miserable, and unsafe.
• Verdict We’ll allow it. 

Make Campfires

• For Humans have burned timber for warmth, comfort, and s’mores for eons.
• Against Misuse leads to wildfires, and the fine particles in woodsmoke cause respiratory problems.
• Verdict We’ll allow it.*

Instagram Beautiful Spots 

• For A pretty view and a thoughtful pose equals all the likes.
• Against It only takes a few viral pics for cherished vistas to become overrun.
• Verdict We’ll allow it. 

Let Dogs Off Leash 

• For Even labradoodles are descended from wolves, and they yearn to be free.
• Against Dog fights, dogs colliding with toddlers, dogs tromping wildflowers…
• Verdict  Prohibited

Feed Wildlife 

• For The cute chipmunk is the only one that actually likes protein bars!
• Against It encourages animals to beg, borrow, and steal people food—which may get them euthanized.
• Verdict Prohibited

*Carefully. Where legal. (Duh!)