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You like that organic tomato, don't you?  You like how that pesticide-free fruit hits your moist lips, leaving wax-free saliva dripping from your chin.  You wiggle with delight when you walk down those aisles of your local Whole Foods with your canvas shopping bags to see miles of gluten-free baked goods and whole grain pastas.  You are a naughty little hipster vegetarian, aren't you? You deserve a spanking.

Why?  You're making the Libertarian, public option-hating, anti-union, mega-millionnaire chief executive of Whole Foods even richer and providing him lots of opportunity to sound off on Obama's health care plans.  See, the owner of an organic health food store chain thinks Obamacare sucks, so it must suck.  When CEOs and business executives shit on our parade, it must really be a bad idea.  Or so the logic goes.  Nice work, latte liberals. Thanks for funding this guy and killing my grandma.

Liberals, we must band together and stop this tyrant!  He'll single-handedly kill Obamacare by taking your liberal money and spending it on killing my grandma.  Where do we start in his demise?  Well, luckily, some folks are two steps ahead of us.  Much like a Glenn Beck boycott, a Whole Foods Boycott is now underway.  Other non-latte drinking liberals (aka those tech liberals who refresh DailyKos and HuffPost all day) are organizing a boycott of Whole Foods - online.  Online boycotts are toooooootally effective.  Fuck yeah!  Friend and tweet that shit up!  Now you and 11,000 of your other online friends whom you have never met and likely will never meet can all sit around with your thumbs up your asses and bitch and moan until Whole Foods files Chapter 11.  Hit them in the pocketbook!

Fuck me.  Is this the best organizing we can hope for from Obama's camp? What happened to that vast network of 13 million during the election?