Shade Index
Seattle’s Most Dubious Ice Cream Flavors
Even worse than butter pecan.
Image: Danny Hellman
1. Green Lake Goose Tracks
Just when you thought your picnic emerged from the minefield unscathed.
2. Mariners Fan Tears
Looks like Dippin’ Dots and, despite your hopes, tastes exactly like it has every summer for the last 40 years.
3. Rocky Roadwork
Now with real I-5 asphalt crunchies!
4. Stubblegum
All that winter beard hair had to go somewhere.
5. Fish Food
When Ben and Jerry go fudge and ’mallow, we go literal.
6. Cream Cheese and Green Onion
Stay in your lane, Seattle Dog.
7. SLU-Moni
The official ice cream of stagnating between Denny Way traffic lights with your AC on full blast.
