1. Green Lake Goose Tracks

Just when you thought your picnic emerged from the minefield unscathed.

2. Mariners Fan Tears

Looks like Dippin’ Dots and, despite your hopes, tastes exactly like it has every summer for the last 40 years.

3. Rocky Roadwork

Now with real I-5 asphalt crunchies!

4. Stubblegum

All that winter beard hair had to go somewhere.

5. Fish Food

When Ben and Jerry go fudge and ’mallow, we go literal.

6. Cream Cheese and Green Onion

Stay in your lane, Seattle Dog.

7. SLU-Moni

The official ice cream of stagnating between Denny Way traffic lights with your AC on full blast.