1. Even at 20 mph, these boats are still faster than I-5 at rush hour.
2. Dramamine before oysters—surprisingly tasty.
3. When was the last time you spotted a harbor seal on your way to dinner?
4. Ferry captains > Lyft drivers.
5. Scoring a spot on the boat to Orcas rivals scoring a Saturday night table at Canlis.
6. Anything, literally anything, tastes good after heat lamp hot dogs from the galley.
7. Two words: prefunk beers.