5. Food controversy of the week: VegNews, a magazine clearly geared towards meat-free readers, is…full of meat! The San Fran pub got busted using real animal products in photos that were supposedly depicting meat substitutes.

Scott Heimendinger (also known as the Seattle Food Geek) lent scandal to scandal—while simultaneously pointing out that the scandal really wasn’t all that scandalous—with this tweet:

Isn’t using real meat in vegan food photos like using breast implants in a a lingerie ad?

4. Can’t find Seattle Chef Larkin Young? He’s gone to a very special place.

I’m in ramp heaven! Today ramp salt, ramp ash, ramps confited in Lamb fat. More to follow.

3. This is why they love her so: Molly Wizenberg (Orangette blog, Delancey) offers up a tweet in that super-breezy—and oft-imitated—Orangette style.

Dripped Campari on the ancient yellow Formica counter last night. Now: yellow Formica with red polka dot stains! Sort of pleased, actually.

2. And this is why we love the super-twisted—and often brilliant—tweets of former Family Guy writer Alec Sulkin so.

Due to a runaway eye-to-stomach ratio, I bet Steve Buscemi orders way too much food.

1. Finally, we don’t have anything to add to this piece of advice from LBJ. We just wanted to let you know that it was out there.

Draw a face on your banana and pretend you’re eating a human. Or don’t. But do it at least once to see if you like it.