I spend inordinate, insane amounts of time in Pike Place Market.

Therefore, if someone asks me a question pertaining to Pike Place Market and I don’t know the answer, it sends me into a bit of a shame spiral. It’s not like I’m being asked about the phonetic intricacies of archaic languages. It’s a market, and I loiter there all the time. I should know where to get stuff.

Thankfully this did not happen when I was asked, recently, where one could buy Marmite at the market. The answer is The Crumpet Shoppe. It’s on the back interior wall on the shelves where they stock the teas. You can get Nutella there too.

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