One of television’s booziest shows ever, Mad Men used to inspire viewers to drink, and inspire the New York Times and other media outlets to publish a seemingly endless stream of articles about Mad Men-related cocktail parties.

This dark, sad, season, however, it’s more likely to drive people to drink, or drive them to stop drinking altogether. Personally, watching Don Draper descend deeper into cloudy-headed alcoholism inspires me to break out the green tea and the Omega-3. For at least as long as the show is on, anyway.

I’m not criticizing this season—the show is as compelling and spry as ever—I’m just saying it bums me out.

Perhaps the fact that AMC has introduced a Mad Men cocktail app means the show doesn’t plan to stay in the alkie doldrums forever? Dunno. But if the idea of a Mad Men cocktail app still appeals, check out New York Magazine’s Grub Street for the details.

If you just want a really good cocktail app, however, check out this one.