As I plowed through my inbox this morning, I found no fewer than 32 Cyber Monday offers, for everything from DVDs (67 percent off on Amazon) to gutter cleaning and roof inspection (85 percent off on Groupon). I don’t have a house, let alone a gutter.

But these A&E ticket sales might interest Culture Fiend readers:

15 percent off the rest of Pacific Northwest Ballet’s season

40 percent off early bird passes to the 2012 Seattle International Film Festival

50–75 percent off tickets on Goldstar for area theater productions

STG’s Give Thanks sale: 50 percent off shows hosted by Seattle Theatre Group at the Paramount, Moore, and Neptune theaters

$25 orchestra seats to the following Seattle Symphony concerts:

Canadian Brass (Dec 12 & 13)
Bond and Beyond: Celebrating 50 Years of 007 (Feb 2–5)
The American Beauty Project celebrating the Grateful Dead’s Workingman’s Dead and American Beauty (Mar 6)
The Count Basie Orchestra (Mar 29–Apr 1)
The Matrix Live: Film in Concert (June 28 & 29)

Any I missed? Just add them to the comments section below.