"I PUT UP one of those little sticky no-fly strips. And that really does work, just in case you’re curious. Five minutes later, 40 dead flies. Not kidding. Pretty gross, very effective. Kind of bummed me out though, because there were six still circling. I was like, ‘C’mon guys just make a decision.’ Can you imagine drawing a parallel to that? That would be like driving around a McDonald’s with a bunch of bodies out front. ‘Dude, a lot of corpses. Kind of want a Big Mac though.’ ”