Vitamin D overload. Squinting coders in Birkenstocks stymie sidewalk traffic.
Transplants post cheeky "don't move here, the weather sucks" jokes on social media (like we haven't heard them before).
"Marine layer ASMR" searches skyrocket.
Green thumbs weep next to wilting patio flora.
Blundstones hit Buy Nothing groups en masse.
Rain dances pop up across the city. Uproar over cultural appropriation ensues.
Hoh Rain Forest is fully gentrified.