1 Week

Vitamin D overload. Squinting coders in Birkenstocks stymie sidewalk traffic.

2 Weeks

Transplants post cheeky "don't move here, the weather sucks" jokes on social media (like we haven't heard them before).

4 Weeks

"Marine layer ASMR" searches skyrocket.

6 Weeks

Green thumbs weep next to wilting patio flora.

12 Weeks

Blundstones hit Buy Nothing groups en masse.

18 Weeks

Rain dances pop up across the city. Uproar over cultural appropriation ensues.

52 Weeks

Hoh Rain Forest is fully gentrified.