We have a joke here at Cola HQ about how boring US Sen. Maria Cantwell is.

Some past press releases we've gotten:
"Cantwell, Alaska Airlines to Tour Sea-Tac, View Impact of New
Precision Landing Technology"

"Cantwell Statement on First Cross-Border Trucking Permit Issued to Mexico"

"At Hearing, Cantwell Highlights Need for Medicare Payment Reform to Expand Access to Care, Build WA Primary Care Workforce"

When we teased her office about it once—I think after we got that one about precision technology— her press person shot back: "Haha! We try to keep it good n’ wonky. Wanna talk about the state sales tax deduction?"

But man, her press releases are nothing compared to her tweets.

We're giving Cantwell today's Cola "Tweet of the Day" for this gem.

"Cantwell meets Dry Pea & Lentil Council today about her plan to boost pulse crops in school meals, support WA growers"

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