The C is for Crank

How Inconsiderate of Him

By Erica C. Barnett June 13, 2011

A man jumped to his death this afternoon from the 11th floor of the Fairmont Hotel at Fourth and University.

Tragic, unnecessary, sad for his family, sure, sure. But the knows what you really care about: How will this affect my drive home?

How else to explain this actual headline: "Suicide at Fourth and University: Traffic Impacted."
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