Playing Mike Royko vs. California Gov. Jerry Brown ('70s version), PI.com writer Joel Connelly disdainfully reports that " UFO seeing," "district shopping" U.S. Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) is coming to Washington State in late May to speak at a green cofab at Qwest.

Connelly also notes that's Kucinich's "red head, New Age wife" is visiting with Kucinich.