We have a winner!

The Lusty Lady's closing in June.  On Monday we asked readers to submit suggestions for the final marquee. The puns got pretty hot and heavy, but in the end, one pervert prevailed—Colby, from West Seattle. Her slogan?

"We're all clothed up"



Bravo, Colby. You've won two tickets to a concert at Neumos.

And Will gets a nod as runner up for his slogan, "We've gone tits up."

Nice, Will.

Another Cola office favorite: "Pelvis has left the building."