Thanks be to bars open on T-giving.

Stellar intern Stephanie Rubesh phoned watering holes all over town to find out which ones are pouring drinks. Many establishments are closed, but she did muster a dozen or so where you can raise one for the pilgrims, ditch the relatives, commiserate with fellow orphans, or whatever else your drinky self needs.

The bars are rounded up here. Click that link to plot your course, and be sure to throw any additions in the comments.