Who gets it: The Gaga lover on your list.

Why: Life is better with an anthem—and a few related accoutrements—and it’s probably not their fault that they were born too late for Madonna.

Where you’ll find it: Barneys New York across the country, or, you know, the one downtown. It’s a very Gaga season as far as the well-humored high-fashion department store is concerned, and they’re dressing up windows and peddling spiked jewelry, fingerless gloves, and weird makeup in its honor.

The Seattle shop-in-shop isn’t much more than a card table set up between the cosmetics counters and the designer shoes, but it’s worth a visit.