Tickets to the NFC Championship game at CenturyLink Field on Sunday are fetching upwards of $1,500 on the secondary market. But what fun is a straight-up cash-for-seats deal when you can barter on Craigslist?

• Camping sucks.

• You’re in luck, Terry. It just so happens we robbed a stagecoach filled with gold bars the other day!

• Whew. We were worried Steve Ballmer might not be able to get a ticket.

• That's actually pretty legit. What's the catch? Your neighbors are psychos, right?

• Snowboarding equipment, power tools, dirt bike helmet … So basically your husband cheated on you, and you’re just trying to get back at him by pawning his stuff. Well played.

• But what if Joey Fatone makes a surprise appearance?

• Honestly, who wouldn’t trade their self-respect for a chance to watch Marshawn Lynch go Beast Mode and be objectified at a live sporting event?

Go Hawks, indeed.

NFC Championship Game: Seattle Seahawks vs. San Francisco 49ers
Jan 19 at 3:30, CenturyLink Field, sold out. Televised on FOX.