“Our legal team and the FBI have been on the case and we have found a few, shall we say ‘adventurous’ young people, who feel they are above the law…. First, they will be punished. Second, they might find their little butts in jail, right next to someone who’s been there for years and is looking for a new girlfriend. We will soon be printing their names and pictures.”

—Gene Simmons, bassist of Kiss, in response to an October 2010 cyberattack against his websites, a case that led federal agents to raid the home of an alleged hacker in Gig Harbor, according to U.S. District Court documents unsealed in May