Minced Meat Words

Seattle comedian Andy Haynes on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, September 8, 2010

October 11, 2010 Published in the November 2010 issue of Seattle Met

Courtesy Dana Edelson/NBC

"I GET CALLED gay a lot. I’ve been getting called gay my whole life. I was raised by my mom and was a really effeminate kid, and in the fifth grade I was really into figure skating. So I’m used to it. But this guy called me gay the other day. He called me gay because I’m a vegetarian. Yeah, he was like, “You don’t eat meat? Queer!” I was like, How mad is he going to be when he finds out what gay dudes are really doing? It’s not vegetables, bro."

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