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No Club That Would Have Us
Local Facebook groups.
ADD PICTURES, TICK OFF YOUR INTERESTS, connect with online hotties, sure, but the social network site Facebook also allows you to create your own virtual cliques. These groups, without any visible leadership, membership dues, meetings, and often no requirements to join, serve little purpose beyond social graffiti
on your Facebook home page.
In Seattle that means showing off our gift for snark.
Behold, a few locally based Facebook groups:
- If I Were an Enzyme I Would Be DNA Helicase So I Could Unzip Your Genes
- I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like a Dumbass
- I Flip My Pillow Over to Get to the Cold Side
- I Died of Dysentery on the Oregon Trail
- Cougar Grads Will Eventually Bag My Groceries
- From Tacoma and Not Embarrassed by It at All
- Why Don’t Seattle-Ites Talk to One Another?
- Downtown Seattle Republican Club
- Seattle Sports Are a Metaphor for My Life
- People Who Watch Grey’s Anatomy Just Because They Are From Seattle
- I Spent High School Drinking in Seattle Public Parks
- Seattle Is the Pesto of Cities
- I Made the PacNor Windstorm of ’06 My Bitch
- Anti-Popped Collar Club, Washington Chapter
- Western Washington Is Superior in Every Way to Eastern Washington
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