There are those who lament the decline of the hat in modern society. There are those who don’t acknowledge that toppers have, generally speaking, fallen out of favor. Count Mariner’s broadcaster Dave Sims among the latter.

At tonight’s M’s game, hat wearers get their own special section. If you’ve been thinking that a pork pie would be something worth incorporating into your look, or if you’ve been looking for a place to show off your latest Byrnie Utz purchase, you might want to be there. Prizes go to Dave’s favorite hat covering and other designations.