No one can accuse the insanely even-keeled The National Journal of political bias. So there's no way to chalk this one up to the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee and all the desperate anti-Dino Rossi stories they've been peddling lately. (In fact, it was the National Journal , which we linked in Fizz late last week, that just trashed Democratic Rep. Jay Inslee.)

Today's National Journal blurb on Dino Rossi is a hilarious zinger. Rossi is headlining at a conference teaching real estate investors how to profit off foreclosures.

The DSCC couldn't have made that one up if they tried.

Among the top 8 lessons participants will learn include: "The 7 critical mistakes you do NOT want to make when buying foreclosures"; "How to consistently earn over a 50% ROI [return on investment] per year buying and selling foreclosures"; and "The 9 secrets behind Washington's most successful foreclosure investors."