There are certain granolas you won’t allow under your roof because they’re too corporate.
You think no one on this boat minds the blare of your luxury SUV’s earsplitting car alarm.
San Juan Islands–Anacortes
Fellow travelers can chart the passing of the seasons based on which type of seafood you’re cracking open in your booth.
You’re way into old-timey military forts and decorative soaps.
Nothing says “This is the new Brooklyn” like Wes Anderson–appropriate transportation.
You prefer destinations that sound like Charles Dickens character names.
Line cutting ranks just behind Russian collusion in your book.