10 Things Kam Chancellor Could Probably Jump Over

You probably missed it, but last Saturday Kam Chancellor jumped over the Carolina Panthers field goal unit—twice. Amazing! Here's some other stuff we think he could jump over.
1. This tower of cheese

Come on. It’s just begging to be jumped over.
2. Flo from Progressive

Look at that smug smile. She’s like, “You think you can jump over me, Kam Chancellor? Sure thing, dude.” Ugh. Stick to selling insurance, Flo.
3. The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ emoticon

And even if he can’t, you know, whatever.
4. John Travolta’s bald head

Even without the toupee it’s still really, really big. But Kam can do it!
5. The Space Needle
Obvi.

Photo: Brian Gallatin
6. This kid from Chief Sealth

Haha. That dunk was so weak.
7. A crack in the sidewalk

You don’t think Kam Chancellor would want to break his mom’s back, do you?
8. The guy who fell down on the Price is Right the other day.

LOL
9. These kittens

But after he did he’d come back and probably adopt one. Because kittens!
10. Percy Harvin

via Keith Allison
And then he'd be like, "Bye, Felicia."