You get to claim US Sen. Maria Cantwell can't have an opinion on the ability of teenage girls and women to access a pill that prevents pregnancy without the approval of their parents, doctor, and pharmacist because she isn't married... as long as I get to say you have no right to say one more word about women's reproductive rights because you can't get pregnant.

(Baumgartner, a Republican, mentioned Cantwell's marital status in a statement condemning the senator, who he's opposing, for supporting over-the-counter access to emergency contraception pill, Plan B. His reasoning: Unlike President Obama, who said he opposes letting teenagers access the pill because he has two daughters, the unmarried Cantwell is unqualified to comment on teenage girls' reproductive rights.)