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Afternoon Fizz: We Have Bipartisan Agreement

I'm not down in Olympia today, but I've been pestering key legislators by email all morning trying get any insight into the budget negotiations.
I wish I could publish the last two emails I got in succession exactly as they landed in my inbox. The visual effect of the similar language is funny as hell given that one email, which arrived at 12:18 PM, is from a top Democrat in the state budget negotiations and the other, which arrived two seconds later at 12:18 PM, is from a pivotal Republican.
Here's the answer I finally got from the Democrat: "There isn't anything." And from the Republican: "Nothing."
Bipartisan agreement at last.