Ed note: I think this is the first user-contributed post we've run. Thanks to Monkeyaker for the scatalogical scoop:

Not sure if this is "newsworthy", but I was out for a jog Friday (12/3) at about 6pm, and at around 11th and NW 67th, I saw a guy (white, dark hair, hoodie, maybe mid-20s?) curbside, with his pants down, obviously dropping a deuce on the lawn strip between the curb and the sidewalk-- he then proceeded to wipe with some disgusting white t-shirt, towel, etc that he left on the lawn.  As I was running by, his glazed over eyes landed on me, and I yelled "What the F*** are you doing, dude??" I rarely do that as a single lady, but it was in MY neighborhood, and I had my stranger-hating dogs with me, so I felt relatively safe.  At first I thought he must be some homeless weirdo, but then he got into the drivers seat of this fairly nice dark sedan that was right next to his dump-spot!  I didn't see if/where he drove off to, but I warned a girl I passed that there was a weirdo in that car.