Last night, Saturday night actually (Hot Topic is closed on Sundays), I bought a Lady Gaga T-shirt for a friend.

The 16-year-old sales girl refused to believe it was "for a friend," though and was persistent about calling me on it. "Um, I don't think this girl's size is going to fit you."

Me: "It's not for me!"

Well, here's proof, Ms. Sales girl, that it was a birthday present for  my Ms.-4th-wave office mate.