It's been far too long since I pointed out that Pinehurst is the new Thunderdome (it is. Tina Turner lives there. So does Master Blaster. Don't argue).

Thanks to Seattlecrime.com tipper Sarah, we've got PHOTO EVIDENCE of some bad shit that went down at the Pinehurt Playfield (not a typo. That's what we're calling it now) over the weekend:What's that burning off in the distance? Hmmmmm...let's go in for a closer look.

Oh holy shit! That's a big ol' fire, isn't it? I wonder what could be burning.

Ohhhhhhhh so that's what that smell was. A port-o-potty spontaneously combusted! (The Seattle Fire Department hasn't determined the cause of the fire, but as far as we know, port-a-potties don't typically spontaneously combust.)

Pinehurst, this is why we can't have nice things.