Well, then, you are in luck. Just open your laptop and report it online. From the SPD Blotter:

The Seattle Police Department is proud to announce a new online police reporting option for the public.  This web-based Community Online Reporting Program (CORP) will allow the public to file police reports for certain incident types (Property Destruction, Car Prowls, Auto Accessories, Theft of Property (under $500), and Identity Theft) over the internet.  The Department expects this internet-based reporting service to be very popular among community members who have come to expect services to be provided immediately and conveniently online.

Now you can report your home break-in from the convenience of your couch (if it's still there). Just sit back and enjoy: