...it's probably best to just go ahead and buy it, lest you be stabbed.

Last week, a man told police he'd been walking inside Jose Rizal Park on Beacon Hill at about 10:45pm on July 7th when a Hispanic male in his 20s approached him and asked if he wanted to buy some weed.

The victim declined and walked off, but the suspect followed him and "asked him for a dollar," the report says. He then told the victim "I'll give you my knife for a dollar" as he reached into his pocket.

The victim believed the suspect was threatening him, and gave him two dollars.

The victim then left the park, went home, and called 911.

Just say no to stabbings, kids.