This guy has an epically short fuse.

A woman stopped her car to let a coworker out the car, and the driver of the car behind her completely lost it, ramming her vehicle with his car door, then breaking a bottle over the head of a bystander and taking off his belt and swinging it at whoever was left.

The woman was dropping a coworker off on 11th Ave between E Terrace St and E Alder St around midnight June 26. While the coworker was exiting, the driver of a vehicle behind her started honking and yelling obscenities out the window, according to the police report.  He then pulled up on the passenger side of the victim's vehicle and rammed the rear quarter panel with his door, causing damage. The woman left before things could escalate further and contacted police from a safe distance.

Back on 11th, however, the guy's blood pressure had not yet calmed down. Two people who happened to be walking down the street witnessed the car-door-ramming, approached the guy and "told him that that was not nice," as the police report puts it. The suspect then got out of his car with an empty beer bottle in hand and said, "They stole my parking spot." He then smashed the beer bottle over the head of one of the witnesses, causing a laceration and knocking him to the ground. The other witness then attempted to confront the suspect, but he had taken off his belt and was swinging it around. The suspect and two other males then got in the car and took off.

Now, I know MadTV totally sucks, but this clip seems particularly relevant: