These aren't the teens breaking into your house you're looking for...

When a North Seattle man went to investigate a strange sound outside his house earlier this month, he had no idea the teenagers he would find outside were young Jedis in training.
The man followed the noise to a bedroom at his home in the 9200 block of Mary Ave NW around noon April 12 and opened his drapes, according to the police report. He found two unfamiliar teenage girls attempting to boost a third towards the open window. When he asked the girls what they were doing, they responded with a question of their own, "What are you doing here?" When the man told the girls that he lived there, one girl responded, "No, you don't live here," and then ran away.
We can only assume this homeowner is now walking the streets of Seattle in a daze, wondering where it is he lives, and what exactly he was doing in that house that felt so strangely familiar.
In other attempted break-in with awkward dialogue news:
A Ravenna man was in the upstairs of his home around 10:45 a.m. April 13 when he heard a loud banging on a lower floor. When the man went to investigate, he saw an unknown male exiting his back door. The resident told the intruder to go away, and the intruder responded, "Oh, I didn't know anyone was home," and left.
There was no damage to the rear door or lock, and nothing was missing. No suspects were located.