Last Night

By Erica C. Barnett March 26, 2010

Overheard on the Route 7 bus to Rainier Beach around 9 pm.

Heavily tattooed guy on cell phone: "No, baby, I'm just sleeping on her couch. I just tell people she's my girlfriend because it's confusing to people that we still live together. I promise you, there's nothing going on between us."

Two seconds later, on another call: "Hi, baby. See you at home in 10 minutes?"
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