Remember when I said it isn't a good idea to hang out near Aurora at night? I wasn't kidding.(WHY DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN!!!)

A police report says a man was assaulted and robbed near 85th and Aurora on March 5th simply because he refused to let another man use his cell phone.

Police were called to the Jack in the Box at 85th and Aurora after receiving reports of a man "throwing things around outside of" the restaurant.

At the scene, a man told officers that another man had approached him at about 8:30pm and asked to use his cell phone. When the victim declined the suspect's request, the report says "the suspect then hit him in the face with something black." The suspect then stole twenty dollars out of the victim's hand and fled across 85th.

Police found the suspect a few blocks away at 85th and Fremont, arrested him, and booked him into the King County Jail.

Riddle me this: is there a Jack in the Box out there that isn't a wretched hive of scum and villainy?