I'm kind of obsessed with the Juggalos. Not because I have some secret love for the Insane Clown Posse, but because they are the weakest gang ever. Give me Hoovers and Deuce 8s any day. At least they don't wear fucking clown makeup.

Anyhow, the Juggalos show up in police reports from time to time, and when they do we'll try to bring you the latest news on Seattle's silliest gang:

A slightly confusing police report (which even SPD wasn't able to translate for us) says a Ballard High School student was attacked by several members of the Juggalos "gang" at school last week.

According to the report (I think) a teenage girl confronted a group of young men—all students at Ballard High School—and asked them if any of them had keyed her car.

The report says one of young men, apparently unhappy with the girl's line of questioning, then punched the young woman in the lip.

The report says the group members "are members of a gang caled the Juggalos."

What a bunch of clowns.