Police arrested a man at Swedish Hospital in Ballard earlier this month after he dared to use yogurt for evil.

According to a police report, a security guard at the hospital was making his rounds at about 10:00 a.m. on February 11th when he spotted a man rolling a cigarette in the waiting room of the Family Childbirth Wing.

The guard asked the man what he was doing, and the man responded by standing up and tossing a cup of yogurt in the guard's face.

The man then shoved the guard and fled down a flight of stairs.

Another security guard was waiting for the man at the ground floor. Guards took the man into custody and called police.