In case you needed more proof, nothing good ever came out of Ingraham High School:

At 2034 hours on 01/5/10 I was dispatched to an assault call. I met the suspect at his residence. He lives just west of Aurora Av N. Today he was walking through the intersection, at the light, crossing Aurora Av N. He says that each day at 1500 hours large groups of high school students from Ingraham High School gather at the Aurora bus stops. Today he said one of those students followed him through the intersection, dancing around him. He said he felt threatened and said the suspect spit in his face. I asked him if the suspect said anything to him or did he say anything to the suspect. He said no. I asked him if thought the actions of the suspect were malicious and he said the suspect spit on him. I asked if he knew the suspect or had seen the suspect before and he said no. I asked if anyone called out to the suspect, using a name or moniker and he said no. I asked if the suspect acted alone and he said yes. I gave the victim a case number.

"Right now gangs and dope dealers are in command of the drug trade. Wouldn't it be better if we were?": Looks like someone at the Seattle Times has their head screwed on straight.

Disappearing Act: Feds close David Copperfield rape investigation, won't file charges.

"He did exactly what he was trained to under these circumstances" : Opening arguments begin in trial for deputy accused of beating teen girl in jail cell.

Headline of the Day: "Bar masturbator caught Vaseline-handed."