"You're in the grease business now

Who has two thumbs and controls the grease racket in Seattle? This guy:

Shortly before 1:00 a.m. on December 11th, a man walked in the back door of the Jade Garden restaurant in the International District and tried to steal a container of cooking grease.

Employees at the restaurant spotted the man and he took off running. According to the report, employees told police they believe the man had also tried to rip off their supply room several days earlier. While the grease bandit was apparently captured on surveillance camera, he was still able to make a slick getaway. (Get it?)