So it's Day 60.  The first 100 days are nearly 2/3 over. Why isn't everything fixed already?  Where is the fucking promised White House Dog?  Why am I not zooming around in a car that gets 150 miles to the gallon?  Will we be able to reinstate public stoning as punishment to AIG bonuses?  Will Tim Geithner come out of the closet (fingers crossed)? 

Tim Geithner assumes the position

Tim Geithner Assumes the Position

Holy hell, I almost forgot: Who will win the NCAA Championships?! All these unanswered campaign promises and questions are answered here. (Kinda.)
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