1. Freelancing right now, so conducts exams at neighborhood coffee shop.
2. “Do you mind if I Instagram that mole?”
3. Dispenses all medical advice in the form of Dave Matthews lyrics.
4. Insurance paperwork includes waiver for YouTube channel.
5. Refers serious cases to Meredith Grey over at Seattle Grace.
6. Stethoscope has Fisher-Price logo.
7. Doesn’t have this magazine in the waiting room.