These heart-stoppers come to us from Wisconsin. They’re Krispy Kreme cheesburgers, and yes, that means two glazed donuts supplant your traditional bun. According to the Wisconsin State Journal, one is sold for $5 at the state fair. Chip in an additional dollar to top it off with chocolate-covered bacon. Because, why not, right?

Now, being a proud born-and-bred Sconnie, I can assure you not everything hailing from the heartland is fried or fatty or life-shortening. It’s just novelty sandwiches are the thing right now, and Wisconsin, always atop the trends, is merely following suit.