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1. Fleet Foxes

You’re sometimes mistaken for an eighteenth-century Scottish shepherd.

2. Heart

You are both a den mother and someone who has made out with Rod Stewart.

3. Quincy Jones

You’ve pulled a hammy swinging to a trumpet solo.

4. Dave Grohl, but not in Nirvana

You watch the Grammys.

5. Those “Louie, Louie” guys

You’ve liked beer ever since you saw Animal House. You still like beer.

6. Blue Scholars

Even your rescue dog volunteers at KEXP.

7. Eddie Vedder with a ukulele

Your sandals are made of vegan leather.

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