Perfect Party March 2015

Here’s who we’d invite if we could entertain this month’s most interesting visitors, locals, and newsmakers.

By Seattle Met Staff March 2, 2015 Published in the March 2015 issue of Seattle Met

Amy Schumer  Don’t let the Cabbage Patch face (her words, not ours) fool you: Schumer works blue—like “@#$% you in the *&%ing $#@!” blue. But she’s funny! (Emerald Queen Casino, Mar 21

Eclipse  The Lower Queen Anne black Lab made news this winter when a local DJ discovered that she sometimes rides Metro alone to her favorite dog park. Evidently it’s an off-leash dog park.

Hafid Yassin  The Chief Sealth basketball star became Internet famous when video of his gravity-defying dunk went viral. Don’t bother making a flubber joke; he’s too young to get it. 

Brandi Carlile  
The smoky-voiced pride of Ravensdale, Washington, releases her sixth album, The Firewatcher’s Daughter, on March 3. Wait, you think that title is autobiographical?

Yoram Bauman  
This month the self-proclaimed standup economist will file an initiative that would institute a statewide carbon tax. Don’t forget to tip your signature gatherer.

Elon Musk  
The electric car maker hopes to send humans to Mars from a new operation here in Seattle. Hey, speaking of, can we nominate Tim Eyman for the inaugural mission?

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