Attention, fans of inappropriate actor-related nudity: If you go here and vote for Seattle, Will Ferrell will totally come to the Emerald City and strut around downtown in his Jockeys (1).

Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg star in The Other Guys (opening August 6), about two hapless cops who get mixed up in all kinds of high-larious hijinx. The world premiere is August 2, in NYC, but Sony Pictures will bring a second, “other” premiere (get it, like the movie title?), complete with Ferrell and Wahlberg, to the city that wins an online popularity contest. A vote for Seattle is a vote for Ferrell’s pasty-white manboobs (2).

1. This probably won’t happen.
2. Again, this is just conjecture.