Thanks to my colleague James for passing along this hilarious clip by Backroom Music, paying tribute to the "the hottest, most ageless, naturally eye-lined Lost cast away" Richard Alpert (played by Nestor Carbonell). Also priceless: the comment by Richard’s "wife":

brunatehwalrus As Richard’s official wife, I wholeheartedly approve of this. 1 hour ago

So what do we think—does Richard meet his demise in tonight’s episode? Can’t. Wait.