(Two top female comedians talk tampons—not a stereotype after all. “D-lister” Kathy Griffin guests on ‘Chelsea Lately,’ and is set to do stand-up at Paramount Theatre on January 29 and 30; click here for more info. Grandma, don’t watch this clip—you won’t like it.)

No topic is too sensitive for E!‘s late-night talk show host Chelsea Handler of Chelsea Lately. Celebrity gaffes? Her bread and butter. Plastic surgery? Just an excuse to say “balloon boobs.” Chelsea’s own sex life and hard boozing? The topic of not one, but three books, including new memoir Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang out in March. Expect Handler to riff on her family, sex life, career, and Tiger Woods when the best-selling author brings her brand of self-deprecating comedy to Paramount Theatre on March 20. Tickets go on sale here this Friday, January 15, for $49.50-$79.50.

More tickets on sale now:

There’s an “early bird special” for the 2010 Seattle International Film Festival (May 20-June 13). SIFF Members get a 40 percent discount until Friday on different packages, including opening- and closing-night gala tickets, six-packs (six films for $45), and the elusive 20-packs (20 films for $140). Buy tickets here.

Upcoming shows:

Dave Attell
January 16, Moore Theatre
$28.50-$33

State Radio
January 19, Showbox at the Market
$15

George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic
January 19, Showbox SoDo
$24

Chris Botti
February 6, Paramount Theatre
$36.50-$46.50

Paul Van Dyk
February 13, Showbox SoDo

Suzanne Vega
February 25, Moore Theatre
$35

Medeski, Martin and Wood
February 27, Showbox at the Market
$24